Toys

Sex toys are as varied and complicated as sex itself, encompassing a range of kinks, sexualities, and tastes. They may be intimate or silly, painful or pleasurable, tasteful or downright tacky, limited only by the desire of the user. A dildo may become an active part of a butch persona, a collar the favored garb of a beloved slave, a massage oil the soothing key that unlocks a wild encounter.

Sadly, it is easier to find a balanced review of a toaster, a device whose sole purpose is to heat bread, than it is to locate a fair appraisal of a vibrator designed to stimulate some of the most sensitive nerve endings in the human body. Reviews based on reliable standards such as durability, functionality, and price, are largely absent, overlooked by writers biased by their professional affiliations and personal tastes.
We're here to change all that.

The reviewers at sexherald.com want to help you navigate the nearly boundless morass of toys to help you select the toy that will work best for whatever you have in mind. We'll do this by individually testing each item and evaluating it based on everything from originality to cost.

..and we're not afraid to say that something is downright lousy.

We'd rather give mediocre marks to mediocre products than rate everything the same, so that you know that our top-marked products are really spectacular. Our aim is to give you an honest assessment of everything we try so that when you buy a toy, you will be delighted.
Towards that end, we encourage you to write to us with suggestions for potential toys.

If you're in the market for something you don't see here, tell us and we'll see what we can do to find it, rate it, and post it. Until then, happy playing!
Much like shoes, can one ever have too many vibes?

No matter how much we love the faves currently in our collection, we are always on the lookout for new and interesting ones, like shoes and purses.