Because of our No Bra Left Behind policy here at the Giz, we're compelled to show you this year's fantasy getup from Victoria's Secret, this time tipping the bank account south by $6.5 million.
The Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra has a total of 800 carats mdash;more than 2000 round diamonds mdash;spread out across both breasts and on the straps, and a 10-carat diamond brooch right there in that sweet spot between those mountains of love.
We'd rather get up close and personal with that babe wearing the bra, lovely supermodel Karolina Kurvoka, than the absurd garment itself. But if you find yourself coming up short of cash for one of these bejeweled brassieres this Christmas, perhaps that would be more in your price range.
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If weren't quite to your liking, how about an Alyssa Milano's breasty mouse pad? These $19.
95 mouse pads work the same way the old ones did, with their chesticles acting as gel wrist-rests for your oh-so-tired hand.
There are a variety of girls, including Asian, Russian (Anna Kournikova), and fake (Anime girls). There's even an ass wrist rest, if you're a big butts lover.
[Update: Busty Mousepads has been ordered to no longer produce or advertise mousepads using Alyssa Milano's likeness. Which is why we now have a picture of Luna the Mousepad. - Super Intern]
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This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away - but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly..Space saving and fun, these breasts are a perfect gift for Father's Day, Groundhog's Day, Veteran's Day, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and of course, Kwanzaa..
14.95 ($26) gets you a pair.
How to use.Firstly, spray special healthful liguid on bust. After put on bust doctor, plug in and turn on switch button. You can adjust vibration power by button.
15 minutes per day is efficient to make good shaping bust.
Uh huh.
