I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
Geri Halliwell  |  by kmacd555.spaces.live.com. All rights reserved. 2.04 | 6:28

This weekend...

..Ryan leaves--I am so heartbroken   But I will see him next Thursday because of the long weekend--which is also exciting and I get to keep him home for 3 and a half days instead of 2...

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WOOT!

Saturday:  Working clinic in am 8:30-11 then coming home to make food. go to parents house drop off dog and go to soccer party to get smashed!

Vacay starts in 5 days, thats also exciting...

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soccer starts in 2 weeks..

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exciting as well...

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TONIGHT:  going to return a movie get pet food and visit Ryans parents--thats just plain 'ol busy..

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Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

Have you ever given a public speech?  No, but when I was in grade 2 I was forced to be Mother Wolf in a play and hated it. When was the last time you sat in the back seat of a car?

  Not too long ago. When was the last time you had a checkup?  A checkup?

  Like when I was 12. Have you ever cried in a movie theater?  I don't think I have ever cried at the movies.

Has a stranger ever stared at you in public?  Yes, and I told him to take a picture and stop lookin' at my boobs Have you ever had anything stolen from you?  Yes, my cousin Amy stole my blue roots sweater back in high school, and then she lied about having it after I saw her wearing it.

  I no longer talk to her. Starting in what grade were crayons excluded from your school supply list?  I was still using crayons in grade 11 Are you a good sport or a sore loser?

  Depends on what sport and who I am playing with/against. Have you ever been so emotional it left people speechless?  No, I try to keep my emotions in check When was the last time you threw up?

  Back in the summer when I was super drunk Do you intentionally sing poorly in front of people to avoid a critique?  Huh? Do you force your way into conversations in which you are not involved?

  Sometimes, depends on if I am nervous What did you / what will you do on your 18th birthday?  OMG, that was 5 years ago, I don't remember When was the last time you had a dream with a premonition in it?  I dream all of the time, some of it comes true and some of it is so out there.

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. Have you ever seriously pretended to be clinically insane?  NO, but sometimes I wish I was for the good drugs Are there any words you cannot spell correctly, no matter how hard you try?

  YEs! Do you doodle more on page borders or on entire pages?  Both, sometimes--depends on whats going on What was the last board game you played?

  Scrabble, I love it! When was the last time you tried to speak with an accent?  My fake accens suck Are all 4 of your biological grandparents alive?

   No, I don't have any grandparents What is / was your GPA?   I dunno, but i graduated high school with honors When was the last time you used a flashlight?  a long time ago, but now with skunks being around, when I take charlie out at night i am going to start to use one Do you ever take pictures so myspacey that they're embarrasing even to you?

  I hate all my pics When was the last time you went to a museum?  Long time ago Do you have anything from IKEA in your room?  no IKEA on PEI If you were watching TV now instead of doing this, what would you watch?

  Whatever was on ***I was tagged and now I tag you!***  Remember the other day when I said I saw a peacock?

Boy was I wrong.

  I was telling my dad about it and he just looked at me like i was crazy...

A peacock?? Are you sure?

Are you sure it wasn't a pesant??

I didn't know, but I now know it wasn't a peacock.

Day #5 of vacay.  Bored.  Its cold out, I don't want to go anywhere, I am addicted to Facebook, tho no one is really on it during the daytime.

*sigh* bored...

Maybe there is a possibility of going to Trivia tonight @ Cheers with Roxanne and family.  Depends on the weather tho, I don't like drivin across that damn mini-bridge when its snowin' and blowin'.
I can't  wait to go back to work.

This morning, I went to town with Ryan at 7a.m. went into work and filed some paperwork--talk about crazy!

Yeah so I am real bored, it sucks when all your friends have jobs and you've got no $$$ to go shopping with.  AND the things I had planned on doing today (dropping off Wedding invitations, taking my ROE to HRSDC), yeah left them all at home sitting on the kitchen table.
No busy honeymooon for you.

You'll take a warm beach and a cool cocktail. Plus, you can stay in a super swank hotel for cheap And discover that there's little better than a pool with a built in bar! You do your best to work out, but you probably don't do it as much as you like.

Maybe you need to do mini-workouts throughout the day to fit in exercise...

Or maybe you need a whole new activity to motivate you.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?  No, but I would love to go WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?

  Anywhere, as long as I can by with Ryan and/or the girls HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?  No cooked fish is nasty enough--I don't need to touch the raw stuff WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?   I beleive that the dryer monster eats it.

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?  Of course he is, I've talked to him on the radio ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?  Depends on where I am.

..Is there a skunk abouts?

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?  Ice cream, chocolate, half cooked brownies, drinking, dancing, sex, facebook, the internet in general..

.ummm..

..Ryan.

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should I contiune? HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?   No but I betcha it would be fun times You know the profound meaning of Wax on, wax off You danced to Wannabe by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er.

(so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say NOT after (almost) every sentence.

..Not.

.. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

was both a game and a TV game show. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who.

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..and still all ended up being Tommy.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...

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..and tried to pull the pranks on intruders You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. You've gotten creeped out by Are You Afraid of the Dark? You always said, Then why don't you marry it!

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet text messaging...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!

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Anywho, It's Tuesday, I wish that it were Friday.  I love the weekends, and this no soccer business just plain ol sucks.

  Can't wait for the tourney this weekend...

Woot!

No really tho, I joined facebook (thats where I found out about the breakup--and I am so heartbroken).  And I am so friggin' addicted to it, its like the bestest place in the whole wide world.

  I love it!

I have been so computer deprived, I think I am a born-again-computer user.  Teehee.

..  Since We got Charlie there hasn't been much time to do squat.

  Charlie always has to pee or poo.  He has taken a liking to peeing on the chair in the livingroom--damn him, I need to invest in some febreeze.  Other than that he knows how to sit and stay and come and go to bed--but don't pee on the chair Charlie he still doesn't understand *sigh*

4 work days until I am off of work for a week, i am so excited and then 28 days and counting down until I get a WHOLE MONTH OFF!

    --too bad i really wasn't going on a trip in April tho--the only place I will be going is to Moncton to visit my honey...

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i miss t-dawg, i hope she is having an awesome time in the dominician, coming back all freckled and burnt..sigh.

.how i wish i was there.

lets talk about crazy crazy drivers.

     i had quite the experience driving to town this afternoon.  i had to go to the sears outlet at my work to get some outfits for my mom to try on for the wedding.  i decided that i would travel down the avenue--bad bad choice.

  the ave was packed with little old ladies and crazy cars filled with crazy teenie boppers. so yeah, driving into town there was a car full of crazy teenieboppers who were singing and dancing behind me--almost got rear-ended twice because of those damn little kids. (this all happened between A W and UPEI), the when i finally got to the lights by subway, there was a car with 2 little old ladies in it, who didn't know how to signal and were swerving in the lanes and doing 20 under the speed limit!

     i was getting so freakin' frustrated!  then when i was pulling into the parking lot of my work, this white truck was backing up and didn't see me and almost hit me.  so i am never driving anywhere close to town on a saturday afternoon unless its to go to walmart and then to come home.

  i almost died!

other than that, sauce box called and wanted me and ryan to go to the movies with her her new man, i really really wanted to go, but ryan (as usual) was a stick in the mud and didn't.  so what did we do,?

???

?? we stayed home.

  i feel bad that i didn't go to the movies with M-dawg, but i didn't want to be a 3rd wheel in the party.  damn men!  maybe next time tho.

anywho, my cell just rang--gotta go
Just read the offense and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your total fine. WHEn you are done; send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends.

Title your email My fine is $...

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.. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Peed in the pool -- $0.50 (everyone has peed in the pool..

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LOL) My total is 320.30.  What yours?

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? 3 times actually.

But the latest one is the one who is the keeper. Love you Ryan! 2.

LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Currently 6 years and counting 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?

Ryan took me to the movies on Wednesday night to see Ghost Rider–which was excellent! 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?

I’m surprised I haven’t killed it yet, dropped it drunk many many times. 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?

Warm brownies with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. You would think that I would exercise wouldn’t you now eh? 8.

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Sense of humour..

.that's a must! And a cute arse.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Mall store? There are hardly any stores in the mall.

..Oh lets say Walmart even tho its not in the mall 14.

LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Workin as a medical secretary/nurses assistant at my current job 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? I think they might be around here somewhere.

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You mean naughty dice right?16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?

Is your fridge running, cause if it is you better run and catch it...

Thats so grade 5. 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My cousin TaraDawn’s in Sept.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?: First I would call my mom and tell her so she could tell her boss to go to hell and then quit her job, the I would call Ryan of course, the my sister and then Jess.

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19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: I don’t know if she’s my best friend anymore. She seems to be too busy/avoiding me all the time.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: McDonald's..

.it's a guilty pleasure–and I haven’t had it in forever–kinda like sex..

.teehee (joke!) 21.

BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD? I’ve heard so many, I don’t know what juicy one to pick from. 24.

CAN YOU COOK? I am a cooking/baking/boiling/microwaving machine! 25.

WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: '97 Pontiac Grand Am, 2 door, green in color. 28.

MOST DISLIKED FOODS: Beef Stroganoff...

*gag* –Trinnie needs help. Beef Stroganogg is awesome..

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.most dislike food? Liver and onions.

..Or anything with onions 30.

THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: my horse legs 32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: I think it was like 15 hours.

34. CAN YOU SING? Only in the car, and not in the shower–the shower echos 37.

LAST MOVIE RENTED: Flags of our Fathers. 39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?

Somewhere warm and far away from this crazy little island 45. DO YOU SMOKE? Smoke is icky.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray 47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? Ryan, Big Red and Buddy.

Charlie still likes to pee on the floor sometimes so he has to sleep in his cage. 48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?

I believe they do. I have an awesome friend who is in one. 49.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? HA! NEVER!

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? Both!

I love them all 51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:No it smells burnt all of the time 52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

Fried or scrambled 54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: A stranger–I was at work 58.

NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: I sleep with 2, Ryan sleeps with none, but he attempts to steal mine. 59.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:Blue fuzzy slippers, green hospital scrub bottoms, and an animal printed scrub top and my sunglasses in my hair 61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB J?

: Eww who eats peanut butter and jam sandwiches anymore anyways? Nastiness 62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?

: YES! I have created my on version, and I win everytime! 63.

CAN YOU SWIM?: No, I sink faster than a rock. And living on an island, being surrounded by water–thats not a good thing.

Where the hell are my damn floaties? 64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

: chocolate chip cookie dough or vanilla cause anything goes with vanilla! 65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?

Yes and no, I have an excellent sense of direction and hardly ever get lost. 66. TELL ME A RANDOM ACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I hardly sleep and crochet and knit lots!

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: No but I really really want to 70.

LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? I laugh at a lot of stupid things 71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?

Today? 5am–before the alarm of course–the alarm was set for 6:30 73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?

: Never got a ticket...

I be a good driver :D 76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: Johnny Depp is the only cool/awesome pirate, the rest of them just plain ol suck 77.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Nada, and I want to keep it that way **Um where did the rest of the effin questions go,Trinnie?!

** (see I replaced Becky with Trinnie) 87. ARE YOU SMILING?: I don't smile, my mom told me if I kept making faces my face would get stuck, well now, don’t I look silly?

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? To see Trinnie 92.

ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: That was so 2001 93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?

: Matthew McConaughey...

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.. Ryan who?

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?:I’m not telling cause someone might steal it 95.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: I don’t own one, no swimmy 96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?

: I no go to school 97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH? No but I wish I would go somewhere 98.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: No but I want to go to Alaska 100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?

: I don’t have an upstairs 102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? Yes, but only to visit.

I never got to stay. 103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?

I miss Saucy and the girl from the woods and T-dawg I wish they were all here with me 104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? 2 sets of birthstone earrings.

My engagement ring, daughters pride ring and graduation ring. 105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?

Leaving for town, but I wish I was sleeping.

I've been tres busy these last few 10 days or so, hardly enough time to sleep/pee/shower/have sex of course..

But hopefully everything will start to slow down shortly.

Charlie has made much progress by learning how to sit and stay and sometimes he will let you know when he needs to go out and pee by barking/whining but he usually goes and quietly sits by the front door and waits for you to notice him..

.Not a good idea all of the time..

Anywho when I get time, well more time I will post something real fun!  But please!  Enjoy the pictures!

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