Here s the deal. Miss USA was caught getting all drunk and using drugs and making out with other girls, including Miss Teen USA. There was all this talk that Donald Trump, who runs the Miss USA pageant, was gonna say his famous words, You re Fired and take away her tiara.

After much to-do, he held a press conference to tell her and the world that he was a man that believed in second chances, and if she went to rehab she could keep her crown.
. She pointed out that Trump s TV show was starting soon and this was a nice publicity ride for him.

And how hypocritical he is to call out Miss USA s morality seeing that he cheated on his first wife AND second wife and had kids with all of them. And then she pointed out how moral it was to shirk his lenders out of the money he owed when he declared bankruptcy several times. All this was topped off by a pretty great impression of him and his comb-over.

So then Trump decided to take the even lower road and (to Fox News, btw) who failed at everything she attempted. He then said he was going to sue b/c she made those bankrupt comments, which he says isn t true. Oh, and he also said that she was upset that Miss USA was straight because she probably wanted to hit that.

And he also said he could steal Rosie s girlfriend Kelli away from her.
So THEN, Roise cut and pasted the Wikipedia entry on Donald Trump , which talks all about the bankruptcies. And she brought Kelli to work with her just in case someone with a bad combover tried to steal her away while she was gone at work.

And as a nice little cherry on top, so to speak, after some naughty pics turned up on the internets. She was kissing other girls, flashing one boob (cuz god knows THAT S sexy) and showing off her thong a la Lewinsky.
December 21, 2006.

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There was a rumor that Rosie O Donnell was leaving The View, three months after joining the ladies at the round table.

But Rosie says she ain t goin nowhere, for someone has to torment Elizabeth daily, and she is up for the challenge.
I for one am glad she s staying.  I totally watch this show again, only because of her.

December 7, 2006. . .